DOTLAN EveMaps

u'\U0001f34c FOUR XEROXED BANANAS \U0001f34c
Because one banana was not enough, and the copy machine had no safety limit.
Freshly copied. Mildly unstable. Technically a corporation.

We are a chill EVE corp built on friendship, bad ideas, questionable fittings and the firm belief that every problem can be solved with enough drones, ammo, or poor decision-making.

What we offer:
\u2022 PvE, missions, industry, mining and salvage
\u2022 Returning-player friendly chaos
\u2022 A relaxed place to relearn the game
\u2022 Occasional tactical confusion
\u2022 Banana-based decision making

Our doctrine:
If it moves, target it.
If it drops loot, praise it.
If it explodes, call it content.
If it was expensive, call it \u201ca valuable learning experience.\u201d

We believe in:
\u2022 Learning by undocking
\u2022 Laughing at mistakes
\u2022 Helping each other grow
\u2022 Turning wrecks into profit
\u2022 Blaming the printer when plans go wrong

We are not elite.
We are not tryhard.
We are not even sure all four bananas are real.

No pressure. No drama. No promises of competence.
But we undock, we laugh, we learn, and sometimes we accidentally make ISK.

Recruitment:
Open to chill pilots, new players, old players, rusty veterans and anyone who can handle terrible jokes in deep space.'