DOTLAN EveMaps

u'There once was a herd of goats in the stars,
Armed to the teeth, ready for Mars.
They zoomed through space with a clatter and a bang,
Each one sporting a mighty gun\u2019s twang.

Captain Billy, with a snazzy space cap,
Led his crew with a map and a zap.
\u201cShoot at will, boys, and aim for the moon!
We\u2019ll be space pirates, rich very soon!\u201d

But their aim was bad, though spirits were high,
Lasers went wild across the sky.
They tried to raid ships, but hit only dust,
And learned quickly, in their guns not to trust.

So now they just wander, a spectacle odd,
With hooves decked in boots, across the void they plod.
If you see them, don\u2019t fear, just give them a nod,
Those goats with guns are harmlessly odd!

*Invite Only*'