u'|| Forever under the Light, long live House Raja ||
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By the will of Heila Raja, Holy Mother of New Eden and Heavenly Sovereign of the Rajawae Nation, We have organized this grand harem to gather the finest women in the galaxy as sacred angels and companions for the Lord Shewa Raja, Our Guardian Brother and Emperor of the great Rajawae Nation. The Guardian Harem is Our Lord\u2019s exemplary model of ideal imperial wives \u2013 and a symbol of the unquestionable supremacy of Our majestic ladies who follow the way of the Holy Mother. The harem is entirely necessary, 100% appealing to all women everywhere at all times, never abusive, exclusively invite-only, wholly subject to the Emperor, and not a cult.
We are not a cult. Our Emperor\u2019s legions of wives, concubines, and other intimate partners are real, official angels and deities \u2013 regardless of whatever it is they\u2019re saying or doing that you might object to. These are facts. They not only channel the Divine Light of the Holy Mother, but also her irresistible heat and hotness \u2013 embracing our benevolent Emperor with great force, seizing him, and submerging him in their collective ocean of heavenly affections. Not only is each one of Our imperial wives heated and highly hot, above all others, they too are delightfully gifted and sharp beyond measure. The Harem, chaired by the Sacred Empress and Deputy Empress, serves as the Emperor\u2019s personal estate. These finest wives are custodians of the Emperor\u2019s projects and investments, friendly hosts and charitable public figures, adventurous explorers and spies, direct agents of the Emperor, and disciplinary enforcers.
Discipline is of the utmost importance to Our women. All wives of the Raja Harem are thus members of the Guardian Patrol \u2013 a special joint imperial task force responsible for promoting proper behavioral conduct, enforcing the dress code, and securing the Holy Raja clan from terrorist attacks and other national security threats. A proper Harem lady may dress in the traditional emo style, wearing tight jeans or little jean shorts with leggings, Converse sneakers and/or knee-high boots, and state-approved lip/nose piercings. This is absolutely practical and regal attire, selected for purely professional reasons. There is great power in the shorts. And in the boots. However, Our appreciation extends far beyond the shorts, and Our Lord is easily pleased by alternatives. He\u2019s very open. A proper Harem lady should pay regular attention to the teachings of the Guardian Brother, attend Rajawae mosques, defend the imperial patriarchy with all her heart, and readily drive suicide car-bombs into the arms of barbarian heretics, fake hoes, and disgraceful fuckboys.
Woe unto those who deny the power of the shorts - may the divine bitches of the Guardian Patrol bust thy balls with a swift kick between the legs. The boots command Us.
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If you require business consultation, community event hosts, a personal representative of the Emperor\'s private enterprises, a national security advisor, or the prompt and brutal rejection of any of your barbarian sexual/romantic advances towards any of His Majesty\'s precious reserves of saucy females, please contact one of these bright individuals:
Holy Mother of New Eden:
Heila Raja
Guardian Brother/Emperor:
Shewa RajaCEO and Deputy Empress:
Sultana Raja
Thank you.
We are not a cult.'