DOTLAN EveMaps

u'"Kill em in the face, until they die from it"

- Sun Tzu

Extract from Psycarne\u2019s Odyssey: a Voyage into the Bizarre
Location: The circus continent
3 Days have passed since Psycarne escaped the prison station in Obe.
It was only an hour since they had crash landed and Tiberius already felt completely lost. Psycarne seemed to know where he was going.
No wind, no shelter to be seen, just heat, the desert, and Psycarne striding along at his side, like he was at a fucking funfair. Tiberius wiped sweat from his eyes and squinted at the two suns, one was almost directly overhead. He wondered if anything could actually survive on such a planet that would eat his corpse.
He couldn\u2019t take it much longer. He broke the silence.
\u201cPsy... it\u2019s the same in every direction, sand sand and sand. We saw nothing on the way down, why the fuck didn\u2019t we stay with the ship? This is crazy.\u201d
Psycarne said nothing, he kept walking. Tiberius tried to peer through Psycarne\u2019s shades, hoping to figure out what he was thinking, but to no avail.
Suddenly there was a horrendous roar, sand exploded into the air in the distance, the ground shook, something huge was on the horizon, it was almost blocking out one of the suns.
It looked like a giant cockroach. It was coming towards them. Fast.
\u201cPsy... what the fuck is that, what the fuck do we do?!\u201d
Psycarne stayed silent, he didn\u2019t even flinch - he just kept walking. Tiberius had gone pale.
It had crossed half the distance.
\u201cPsy, what the fuck? PSY?!\u201d
Still nothing. It was insane, Psycarne didn\u2019t seem to care.
It was a few hundred metres away.
\u201cPsy, have you lost your fucking mind?!\u201d Tiberius was practically running in circles.
It was on top of them. Tiberius dived into the sand, covering his face.
Then... nothing. He looked up to see Psycarne staring down at him, laughing like a goddamn schoolgirl.
\u201cWHAT THE FUCK?\u201d Tiberius screamed so loud he thought he\u2019d torn a vocal cord; his face had gone from sheet white to red.
Psycarne stopped laughing and finally said something; \u201cHOL-O-GRAM. Why did I hire you? Mercenaries... unbelievable.\u201d He shook his head and started walking again.

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