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HELLO EPIC CAPSULEERS!!! RECRUITMENT IS OPEN

RDDIT is recruiting! We are a PVP corporation and are a part of <insert null blob of choosing> and live in null-sec! Our epic team is devoted to <insert platitude about "fun per hour"> and like to do <insert line about doing pve/pvp/industry (or all three) but ultimately just spinning havens all day>.

Requirements to join!
- A pulse
- Devotion to being SUPER EPIC!!!!

What we have to offer you!
- Nothing that the alliance doesn't offer already

Because we live in <insert null region of choosing> we have access to <"money making opportunities" the alliance already offers>.

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