DOTLAN EveMaps

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Disclaimer:


If and when, we offend you, We( Hold my bong and watch this ) are not liable in any way, shape or form. Our lawyers insist on informing you that, We( Hold my bong and watch this ) do not fucking care about your feelings. We are not sorry for being bad at this game. If We( Hold my bong and watch this ) destroy your ship, we ask that you please send us all of your isk to the corp bank account because we are broke AF. Any actions taken in EVE Online\u2122, is in no way, shape or form reflected onto the real life pilots that operate within Hold my bong and watch this. Have a wonderful fucking day.



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