DOTLAN EveMaps

Armaments, 2:9-21

(2:9) And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

(2:10) And the LORD didst grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chunks of oatmeal and bananas and raisins and koalas and blueberries.

(2:11) And all were greatly overwhelmed by this sight.

(2:12) But one didst come forth, like a son of the Fire, who cried out, "Let this man not deceive you, for he doth lie."

(2:13) And he put an anchovy to his hand, and it burst forth into flame.

(2:14) And so there was great confusion as to whom was the servant of the LORD.

(2:15) So Saint Attila raised his voice to the LORD, saying, "O LORD, tell me, thy servant, how to use this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

(2:16) And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

(2:17) "Then, shalt thou count to three; no more, no less.

(2:18) "Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

(2:19) "Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

(2:20) "Five is right out.

(2:21) "Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

(2:22) "So Saint Atilla raised his grenade at his foes, and he has begun to take out the Holy Pin and counted."

(2:23) "One...Two...Five." "Three, Sir." "THREE!"