DOTLAN EveMaps

CORPORATE POLICIES
(The Holy Seven Statuates to FLY and DIE by)

I) "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

II) "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know...shoot 'em...politely "

III) "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

IV) "Shiny. Let's be bad guys."

V) "You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later."

VI) "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid."

VII) "If you ain't all kinds of crazy then you aren't part of my crew."