DOTLAN EveMaps

Here are some of the fine lessons you will learn at our school.


Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Chuck Norris sleeps during the day. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Ghosts are caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.