DOTLAN EveMaps

HEY KIDS, ARE YOU FRUSTRATED OF HIGHSEC LIFE? WANT TO TAKE OUT ALL THE BUILT UP HATRED OF MINING ON SOME POOR UNSUSPECTING CONDOR? MAYBE YOU JUST DRANK A CAN OF POWERTHIRST MIXED WITH A SHITLOAD OF RUM AND BROKE YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY.

SPECIALIZING IN:
- EXPLORING SPACE FROM SPACE
- GETTING DRUNK IN SPACE
- PUNCHING OTHER SPACESHIPS IN THE FACE FROM SPACE
- FRIVIOUSLY SPENDING ISK ON STUPID SHIT IN SPACE
- SPACE TERRORISM IN SPACE
- COUNTER AWOXING (THATS NEXT LEVEL SHIT BRO) FROM SPACE
- EATING FOOT LOOPS / CAPTAIN CRUNCH / CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH IN SPACE
- MAKING BAD JOKES IN SPACE
- SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE

YOU MIGHT BE ASKING "WHERE DO I SIGN UP?" YOU DON'T. THIS CORPORATION IS SO EXCLUSIVE IT DOESN'T WANT YOU. MOSTLY BECAUSE WE ARE FULL OF SPACE IN SPACE... FROM SPACE. SPACE.