DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Who are you?
Pilots who die.
What do you do?
Die. Eventually. Usually with beer.
Are you recruiting?
We don\'t understand why you would want to join. Have you seen the tax rate?
Can we give you icecream?
The CEO prefers Isbud Vesturb\xe6jar. The rest seems to prefer Valdis.
I really need to talk to someone about <insertreason>, who do I...?
That\'s up to you, we\'re not chatty.'