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FUKKA U DOLPHIN
ANDA
FUKKA U WHAALE



mr chunky > oh yay another nen blob


RECRUITMENT STATUS: SELECTIVE

Only two requirements:
1. Seek/enjoy variety of pvp and
2. Have basic piloting knowledge or willingness to learn (no egos allowed).

The objective of this corp is to get frags and obtain enjoyment through slapping the shit out of uppity motherfuckers. Experiencing pvp in a variety of forms is also an objective.
WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE VAST MAJORITY OF EVE THINGS BECAUSE MOST OF THE MECHANICS IN THIS GAME ARE DESIGNED FOR UNEMPLOYED NECKBEARDS AND WASTE TIME, THUS TAKING AWAY FROM THE PRIMARY OBJECTIVE MENTIONED ABOVE.

THE ABOVE OBJECTIVE IS ACCOMPLISHED THROUGH SUPERIOR TACTICS, PREPARATION, COORDINATION, FLEXIBILITY, AND GAME KNOWLEDGE. ON A SMALL GANG LEVEL THESE ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY EXCESSIVE INDIVIDUAL SKILL.

THE CEO HAS THE FINAL SAY ON EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE; IF YOUR PRESENCE IN THE CORP TAKES AWAY FROM THE STATED OBJECTIVE YOU WILL BE KICKED.

YOUR REASON TO JOIN SHOULD BE THE FOLLOWING: YOU ENJOY FRAGS AND SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF UPPITY MOTHERFUCKERS, AS WELL AS FLYING ALL MANNER OF SUBCAPS IN A VARIETY OF STRATEGIES, AND YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS BEST DONE IN A SMALL GANG ENVIRONMENT.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, JOIN CURBSIDE CHAT FOR INFORMATION.