DOTLAN EveMaps

u'A terribad corp for terribad people. \u2122
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Corporate Goals:
- Have fun
- Make ISK
- Blow stuff up

Corporate requirements:
- Don\'t be a bitch
- See previous statement


People to bitch at:
Recruitment: Angry Onions & Peter D
Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man: Spider Man
Public Channel: LAG Public


Testimonials:

GhostMoon > \u0412\u044b \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0440\u0443\u0441\u043b\u0438\u0432\u044b\u0435, \u043d\u0438\u043a\u0442\u043e \u0438\u0437 \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u043d\u0435 \u0443\u043c\u0435\u0435\u0442 \u0434\u0440\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d \u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d, \u0437\u0430\u044d\u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0430 \u043a\u043e\u0440\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0430\u0446\u0438\u044f , \u0443\u0442\u043e\u043f\u0438\u0447\u043d\u0430
(You just cowardly, none of you knows how to fight one on one, [unintelligible rant] your corporation, [questionable insults])

Celesta Qwix > you guys are like Gremlins. just add lasers.

Thalesia > and you rook\'d me I nbearly threw my keybaord out the window

Alan Justskank > you horrible ppl

Kev69 > HEY WHY NOT SHOVE ALL THOSE FUCK DAMPS UP YOUR ASS

Hattori Hakaari > Let me know when you mom kicks it from the ass-rape AIDS I wished on her so I can shit on her grave.

Laika Tsukaya > So real talk. Sorta feeling like I\'m having a very nice conversation with a bunch of pirhana at the moment. And while you\'re very nice pirhana, I did not think this whole "ditch them and dock" plan through very well

Marci Zseb > a b\xfc\xf6s retkes kurva any\xe1d\xe9rt l\u0151sz le te mocskos buzi faszkalap
(You\'re shooting for your smelly radish whore mother, you dirty gay hat)'