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u'Congratulations!
If you\u2019re reading this, you\u2019ve reached rock bottom.

By virtue of the fact that you have laid eyes on the bolt of darkness, you have failed in every aspect imaginable in life.

Lightning harp is the WORST corp in eve. Please don\'t submit an application. Nobody cares here. You\'re better off in an NPC corp as a lone wolf... or whatever

Rules: NO CRYBABY EVE POLITICS

If you take eve seriously like these guys, this is not the corp for you.
https://soundcloud.com/user-528697051-8038101/recording




Thunderball coming soon!
Here\'s how it works...

1)Fleet up @ advertised time/place

2)We all pick a random system in nullsec and go there.

3)Kill everything/everyone on the way, or die trying.

4)Arrive; Kill everything/everyone there, or die trying.

5)Shoot at POS/engineering complexes, Just to shake things up a bit.

6)If we manage to kill everyone, we fight each other to the death.

7)Last man standing shoots at all of the wrecks to destroy the evidence... or whatever


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Who to primary (in order)

PODS
FAX/LOGI
CAPS (DREADS,CARRIERS,TITANS)
BATTLESHIPS
BATTLE CRUISER
CRUISER
DESTROYER
FRIGS
ROOKIE SHIPS... or whatever

FREIGHTERS (+ORCA,BOWHEAD,RORQUAL)
TRANSPORTS
EXHUMERS
MINING BARGES
MINING FRIGS
SHUTTLES

T3/FACTION
T2
T1

If there are multiples of the same ship, engage based on pilot name.

Alphabetical order: (ABC...XYZ)
Numerical order: (0123456789)
Symbol order: (~`!@#$%^&*()_+-={}|[]\\:";\'?,./) (look at your keyboard it makes sense)
Non-English Language Characters over drawing characters: (\u0414\u05d0\u039b\ufe95\ufe97\u039e\u03a9\u03bb before \u263a\u263b\u2642\u2640\u25bc\u2592\u256c\u215c\u20a4\u2122)

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Mandatory Minimum Fleet Fitting:
Hi- EM smartbomb and two remote shield reps
Mid- EM resist(s)
Low- Damage control, EM resist
Ammo- EM ammo
...or whatver

Recommended Fitting:
Hi- Artillery cannons
Mid- Scram/Web, Micro jump drive. Target painter,
Low- Armor rep, More EM resist(s)
Rigs- Alpha strike over ROF
Cargo- More ammo, warp bubbles, nanite paste, etc.


Guidelines for friendlies:

If there is a ship bigger than you, orbit it.
If there is a ship smaller than you, approach it.
If there is a ship smaller than you, rep it. Rep the smallest ship(s) your squad

Change your ship name to match your squad:
Frigates: \u26601 \u26602 \u26603 \u26604 \u26605 \u26606 \u26607 \u26608 \u26609...
Destroyers: \u2660\u26601 \u2660\u26602 \u2660\u26603 \u2660\u26604 \u2660\u26605...
Cruiser: \u2660\u2660\u26601 \u2660\u2660\u26602 \u2660\u2660\u26603 \u2660\u2660\u26604...
BC: \u2660\u2660\u2660\u26601 \u2660\u2660\u2660\u26602 \u2660\u2660\u2660\u26603...
BS: \u2660\u2660\u2660\u2660\u26601 \u2660\u2660\u2660\u2660\u26602...

Squad names:
Club:\u2660\u2660\u2660
Delta:\u0394\u0394\u0394
Diamond:\u2666\u2666\u2666
Heart:\u2665\u2665\u2665


Guidelines for enemies:

If you are being shot at:
#1 shoot back!
#2 jump, warp, or burn out of their range
#3 if you escape intact, count to 10 and get back in the fight...


Smartbomb=AWESOME BUTTON! Don\'t be afraid to use it!!!
Smartbomb drones, smartbomb pods, smartbomb corpses, smartbomb wrecks. smartbomb drifter battleships... or whatever'