DOTLAN EveMaps

We are a highly active Corp. We offer stuffs most other Corps only dream of:

- Twice daily cancelled WH mining ops
- PvP training and pactice held ever 3 billion centuries
- Free cash gifts for all members based on their skill at Parcheesi - paid out like never
- New and old players alike welcome to join - open recruitment is for one picosecond and some randomly-selected, highly secret time. (PS - it's already passed)
- All Corp memnbers guaranteed to achieve Nirvana in this life. Expect to see Bill Murray there.
- Free hauling from anywhere to anywhere for all members, except for during playing time.
- Free Large Domination POS for all members, after 500 year waiting period. (POSes are on backorder)
- Buyback program always open. Corp will buy all products of any kind for a total of 1 isk for all your stuffs.
- Building huge blueprint library. When you join, you give us all your BPs. This helps us grow our Library.
- Corp hangar anti-privacy. We guarantee we'll go through your Corp hangar often to see if there's stuff in there we need to pressure you into giving us.
- Maximum rudeness - we promise to make your life in Eve miserable by either being more stupid than you could ever imagine, or by just being so (#*@# rude to you that you lose brain cells over it.

The M A N ly Corp.