DOTLAN EveMaps

A corp full of retired bitter EVE vets who may or may not log on at some point just to see what's new to complain about.
Wandering the universe. Shooting it in the face. Then celebrating with Kraft dinner.


Join Channel "Oberon & Friends" if you want to say hello. No you won't be recruited.

What we used to require but don't anymore cause we don't want you.
* Minimum SP limit (something above 0 would be nice)
* Some experiance with pvp. Losing a 17 billion isk fit Tengu in Jita to Gankers does NOT count.
* Must have a mic and must use it on TS and mumble. We want to hear your voice. (But not from the bathroom)
* Mature Players that are looking for good fights. Other then the ones with your significant other.
* Exceptions for Skill Points requirements rare but not impossible
* References preferred. Yes your mother does count.

What we have to offer

-NOTHING!.
-Well okay lots of bitching and sarcasm if you want to be on the receiving end.
-But you can't add any of your own bitching. We have 10 years worth of stockpile we're trying to use

What you WON'T get.

* Reimbursement program for T1 and T2 ships
* Capital Reimbursements (Conditions apply and Skills must match corp/alliance requirements and be approved before hand)
* 23/7 PVE ops, small and large scale encounters with some of the best FC's in game. They'll be the ones shooting at you.
* The Chance to be part of a community that is like one big family. Disfunctional of course.
* Witty Sarcasm and Insults from a CEO considered one of the best. But only the insults. Anything else is a lie.
* And most important Kraft Dinner breaks.

Recruitment is closed at the moment.

Public Channel - Oberon & Friends

CEO (but doing nothing that CEO's have to do): Mining Forman