DOTLAN EveMaps

Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
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"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with
it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy
mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon
the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats,
and large --"

Skip a bit, Brother.

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count,
and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third
number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
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Amen.


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