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u'Have you been affected by an incident in space that wasn\u2019t your fault?

Were you ganked at work?
Did a Fleet Commander make you jump into a gatecamp without conducting the appropriate risk assessment?
Have you suffered emotional distress after being told \u201cit\u2019s clear\u201d immediately before losing your ship?
Were you exposed to unsafe levels of TiDi, local chat, mining, or ganking?

You may be entitled to absolutely fuck all.

At Pilot Complaints Department, our highly unqualified team of claims specialists are standing by to aggressively misunderstand your problem, blame someone else, and open a support ticket that will never be resolved.

We specialise in:
Wrongful Podding \u2022 Gatecamp-Related Trauma \u2022 FC Negligence \u2022 Unexpected Cynos \u2022 Industrial Accidents \u2022 Loss of Dignity \u2022 Emotional Damage Caused by Killmail Publication \u2022 Repeated Exposure to Caldari Space \u2022 Being Told \u201cJust One More Jump\u201d

Our experienced legal department has successfully recovered 0 ISK for pilots across New Eden, maintaining an industry-leading 100% dissatisfaction rate.

NO WIN, NO FEE.
NO WIN EITHER.

Simply contact [CALL!] today and one of our representatives will be with you shortly.

Average response time: 6\u20138 business months. Claims may be rejected without explanation. Pilot Complaints Department accepts no responsibility for ship loss, clone loss, asset safety fees, war declarations, awoxing, scams, theft, betrayal, market manipulation, emotional distress, physical distress, financial distress, or any other consequence of interacting with Pilot Complaints Department.'