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Cog has a brown trouser moment?

R.I.P Killfest - U WOT M8


Apparently we are british as fuck

Cognac Guddah o/
Cognac > you still drive me crazy you sexy beast
Cognac > sometimes i ask my wife to talk like you when we are shacking... otherwise there is no climax
Cognac > then she says in danish/english/guddah-language "fuck me cognac, treat my like a nice slimy fish"
Cognac > and i instantly explode

ArmyOfMe > a m8 who moved to norway asked if i could dl some porn for him cause it would take 3 weeks to get internet
ArmyOfMe > i downloaded 100 gigs of shemale and midget porn
ArmyOfMe > best part was, and i quote "I hate you, but i wanked to it"