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Tasty, nutricious and a wholesome essential in any diet.
Why don't you try Rusty Milk's all new.... Rusty Milk. Now with added Iron Oxide!!!!

Yup that's right that's real rust right there you're really tasting!!
But don't just take my word for it. Here's what some of our past customers have said.


"Mmmm it makes my tummy hurt.", said some Orphan I found in an alley.

"Hmm, better than engine degreaser.", some homeless guy I paid five ISK.

"Emm yeah, sure does taste like rust and all but I'm not sure that's really a go..", some guy I cut off in mid-sentence.


So there you have it.

Rusty Milk.
Putting the Metal back in Milk.

And now all new for all you madness junkies out there. Rusty Milks latest creation.......

LEAD BULL

It makes you see things.


* May cause minor headaches, loss of vision, stomach haemorrhaging and death.
Rusty Milk is in no way liable for any of the above aliments or any other negative effects either real or fictional which may arise from the consumption, use or proximty of any of its products.