DOTLAN EveMaps

u'the Satanic Commandments

1-Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2-Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3-When in another\u2019s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4-If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5-Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6-Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7-Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
8-Do not harm little children.
9-Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
10-When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.'