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u"Solaris Federation - Now Recruiting

Corperate Information
Solaris Federation is a self-sufficent Pirate / Merc corp that specalises in PVP. We do however do the occasional bit of industry to help support our losses. We will accept lower skill point players and help teach them the ways of PVP.

We prefere to use smaller and more specalised gangs than large blob battles will be accepted merc contracts shortly.

For recruitment details contact : [name]

Merc Information
Solaris is now offering its services as a merc corp in new eden. Please contact [name] reference merc contracts. Futher details of what we offer can be found at [link].

Solaris Federation - Freedom Through Force!

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If you have been attacked by one of our members and wish to contact our customer service representative, please fill in the form below :

----------- Customer Ref #7534 ------------

Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for

[] Other (Please State)
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people like me. There for, you pack of [insert
abusive plural name], I have took it upon
myself to enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is
uber
[] Main, who's a member of

[] Xetic
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Stain
[] D2
[] Imperium
[] The Kieretsu
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and

[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] ***** your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog

[] Other (Please State)
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as revenge for you destroying my

[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.



I sincerely hope you all

[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go **** yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,

Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very traumatizing.


As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] **** off and die.
[] You're all a pack of ****s.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get **** rot
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soon\u2122.

Yours,

[] Sin

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