DOTLAN EveMaps

In the beginning was the seed. That small seed, which found nothing unremarkable hamster. He found it, put it into his mouth and brought to his burrow. And he realized that it was good, and he will teach other hamsters collect grain, and he became known as the Great Hamster Collector. Since then, we celebrate Hamster Gatherers Day .
Many centuries have passed since then. Hamsters harvested grain, rich, getting fatter and prospered. But once one does unremarkable hamster could not find grains. But he saw the grain in another being. Hamster approached him, took away his grain, put them in bags and carried to his burrow.
And he realized that it was good, and he will teach other hamsters consuming grain and he became known as the Great Hamster Retriver. Since then, we celebrate Hamster Retriver Day.
Many centuries hamsters were collected and taken away grain, rich, getting fatter and prospered. But once, nothing unremarkable hamster, that he could not collect the grain. And he saw, that the grains have other creatures. There were many (0,5 million).
And he realized, that to take away the grain will not be so easy. But he decided to trade the grains, and traded it to fluff grains left after molting, and put it in his grain bags, and carried to his burrow. And he realized that it was good, and he had taught other hamsters grain trade and he became known as the Great Hamster Trader. Since then, we celebrate Hamster Trader Day.
Millions years have been past from that day. We went out into space. And the universe is opened before us, and we realized that the works do not measure. Following the teachings of the Great Hamsters we started our mission: to collect, take away resources and change as long as we do not collect the entire universe in our burrows. And when we do it ....... Since then, we celebrate Hamster Eater Universe Day. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!
(c) GorV