DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Stellar Shenanigans Ltd. [.SSL] \u2013 where your dreams of stellar glory meet our unparalleled knack for creative deceit. Looking for a wh to call home? We\'ve got just the void for you, complete with dubious promises and guaranteed regret.

Services:
\u2022 Premium Eviction Coordination: For a right price we\'ll promise to evict those pesky squatters (what you\'ll actually get is us joining forces with them to evict you instead).
\u2022 Clandestine Security Support: Ever wanted to feel like you\'re being watched constantly? Our scouts will keep such a close eye on you that it\u2019ll be like we\'re in your corp (because we probably are).
\u2022 Reliable Asset Holding: Give us access to your resources (moons, PI, you name it) and watch them disappear faster than an double-your-ISK scammer.

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