DOTLAN EveMaps

OPEN FOR BIDNUSS
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/ / \( )/ ----- Fucking
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//// / // : : --- Not
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LACRIMIS SUSTINEMUR
ET MATRES PERTINENS MERETRICIBUS


Sudden Buggery* is experienced in the import-export business in wormhole space with expertise in ship displacement and logistical mismanagement. Our mining crew is LTI free for 3 days. We pride ourselves in tear extraction, frustration maximisation and dagger cloaking level 5.

We offer little moral guidance for noobs, but great atmosphere, comms, killboard.

We are looking for noobs fresh out of their trial periods to mould into images of ourselves, kinda like Tattoo in the Bond films. You can be our gun toting midgets in Panama hats**.

Pub channel: hola batmanuel
Main Diplo: Dumb Thukker
Responsible Adult: Trinkets friend


* If you're raging 'cause we just ganked you, don't bother petitioning our name: It's been tested.
** Panama hat and pistols not supplied.