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u'IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. YOUR RESPONSE MEANS ALOT TO US.

THANK YOU
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Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the
system [Insert system name]. I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are:

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es

and you...

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)

people like me. Therefore, you pack of [insert
abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to
enlist the help of my:

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who\'s been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main, who\'s a member of:

[] GOONS
[] TEST
[] CVA
[] PL
[] U\'K
[] RED
[] SOLAR
[] RAZER
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and...

[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] ***** your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog
[] Pwn all of you B1TCHES!
[] Other (Please State)

as revenge for you destroying my:

[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.
[] Sex life
[] Other (please state)

I sincerely hope you all...

[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Contract me my stuff back,
[] Go **** yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,
[] Get Sodmized by a pack of rabid silverback gorrillas

Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very traumatizing. As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] **** off and die.
[] You\'re all a pack of ****s.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get **** rot
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] I\'ll be comming for you.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soon\u2122.

Yours,

[] Sincerely
[] Respectfully
[] Hatefully
[] Truly
[] Rather Confusedly
[] Revengefully
[] With hugs and kisses

[insert victim name]'