DOTLAN EveMaps

New Eden's Finest
(sort of)

"To Protect & Disturb"


Interested in a career in Law Enforcement? Join our wonderful Academy as a Cadet, where you will learn many, many wonderful things, like arresting bad gais, issuing citations, tasing people who beg not to be tased, bro...and USING YOUR VOICE WITH AUTHORITAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJogC-adG8

Or, if you already have Donut Consumption and Syrup Chugging trained to V, perhaps consider a lateral career move into our department!
Lateral applicants will preferably have a working knowledge of the Cat Game, Repeat, and Afghanistanimation, as well as bad pranks, sight gags, and other forms of hilarity.

Bonuses apply if you have the ability to beatbox or create sound effects with your voice.

Have a crime to report? Interested in joining us for some shenanigans, either as an official recruit or a C.O.P.? Join Citizens On Patrol

Or just come say hi, chug syrup, & talk shit with us at M's Cozy Corner

Now hiring!
Super Troopers - Patrol the Spaceways With Us!