DOTLAN EveMaps

Surreal - strange; not seeming real; like a dream:
Antiquated - old-fashioned or unsuitable for modern society:
Recondite - not known about by many people and difficult to understand:
Dilettantes - a person who is or seems to be interested in a subject, but whose understanding of it is not very deep or serious:

Or if you preffer to think of us as Crazy Old Farts, that works too. Just keep those bloody kids off of our lawn.