DOTLAN EveMaps

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T A C T I C A L
N A R C O T I C S [-9.9.]
D I V I S I O N

Cozy, chill-vibes, mildly unhinged null gremlins.
Not a \u201cfamily.\u201d Not a brand. Definitely not your life coach.
Just a pack of pilots turning hubris, bad impulse control, and space ego into ISK and content.

Min-max your income, then run a postmortem over the wreck of whatever you undocked in and called a \u201cship fitting.\u201d

What we do (besides cope)

PvE:
Ratting, anoms, missions, exploration, and that moment where you realize you\u2019ve become the very NPC you farm.

PvP:
Roams, defense fleets, bait, traps, third-partying, and opportunistic violence disguised as \u201ccontent generation.\u201d
Sometimes we dumpster people.
Sometimes we are the content, immortalized as a killmail and a lesson in \u201cdon\u2019t do that.\u201d

Either way, someone\u2019s exploding and someone\u2019s laughing. Preferably both are us.

Mining/Indy:
Chill ops, moons as we scale, building ships so we can lose them faster.
Yes mining is boring. That\u2019s why we meme through it.

Null life:
Intel, staging, survival, and teaching you how to not donate ships to the first neutral who breathes.

What you get

\u2022 Fits, guides, and blunt advice
We\u2019ll help. We\u2019ll also roast you lightly.
Growth requires friction.

\u2022 Zero theater
Some nights we push product and print ISK.
Some nights we wake up in a wreck we don\u2019t remember buying.
Either way, content.

\u2022 Unhinged culture
Talking optional. Listening helpful. Typing fine. If you speak up, it\u2019s memes and tactical yelling.

\u2022 Real life first
If your job, health, or sanity needs you, log off.
We\u2019ll still be here, the same pack of pilots running on caffeine, spite, and questionable life choices.

What to expect [-9.9.]

\u2022 You will lose ships.
If that makes you spiral, null-sec will eat you alive.

\u2022 You don\u2019t need skillpoints. You need a pulse.
We learn the rest together.'