DOTLAN EveMaps

u'King Arthur , Sir Bedevere and the scholar Brother Maynard are reading an inscription on the wall of a cave.
King Arthur: \'What does it say?\'
Maynard: \'It reads, \'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh\'.\'
King Arthur: \'What?\'
Maynard: \'...The Castle of aaarrrrggh.\'
Bedevere: \'What is that?\'
Maynard: \'He must have died while carving it.\'


\u201cYour highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat\'s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark\u201d

\u201cWe are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!\u201d'