DOTLAN EveMaps

u'The Cult of Holes
We do not fear the hole. We live in it.

We follow Bob, the ancient and unknowable presence beyond the static. Bob does not speak. Bob does not explain. Bob simply provides holes\u2014and waits patiently for us to jump into them.

Our doctrine is simple:

Bob provides.
The Hole provides.
The faithful scan.
The foolish jump.
The FC blames the scout.
The scout blames Bob.
Bob remains silent.


Every hole is an opportunity. Trust no hole. Trust Bob.
Never trust a hole. Especially your own.
Bob giveth, and Bob taketh away. Praise Bob.

Come through the hole and worship at the hole.
Reject the local.
Bob Provides.
Praise Bob.'