DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Look, we\u2019re not gonna lie to you.
We are a wormhole corp.
That means one day we are ganking a blinged-out Gila in a C3, the next we are getting rolled in by a group named something like "Emo Industrial Collective" and losing a fleet to six cloaky Tristans and a Vexor with dreams.

We are The Distracted Destroyers. We scan, we PvP, we forget to bookmark home, we scream in local that doesn\u2019t exist \u2014 and then we do it all over again.



What we can\u2019t help you with:

Remembering where your stuff is. It\'s gone now. Probably in Thera.

Teaching you how to gas mine without exploding. We\u2019re still learning ourselves.

Helping you explain to your family why "watching a wormhole collapse" is important.

Preventing you from jumping into the same Sabre bubble. Three times.

Fixing your obsession with dual prop fits, overpropped fits and blingy PvE T3Cs. We\u2019ve tried.

Saving you from trying to solo a fleet because you \u201cthought they\u2019d run.\u201d


But here\u2019s what we can offer:

Active WH life: C3 static content, PVE, PvP, rolling, scanning, huffing, pochven roams, Nullsec roams and the occasional \u201chow did we end up in Lowsec?\u201d moment.

Fleet ops that range from mildly serious to \u201coh god why is that a Procurer?\u201d

Zero pressure, zero drama: Show up, fly dumb stuff, have fun, log off happy.

Experienced players who know how to scan, scout, and occasionally lead fleets into glorious failure.

A culture of fun over elitism \u2014 we don\u2019t care about your killboard, we care if you\u2019re fun to fly with.

Freedom to roam, rat, solo, or blob \u2014 we\u2019re not your boss. Unless you want us to be, which is weird, but okay.


Minimum Requirements:

Be chill. Be active-ish.

Use comms (Discord).

Have at least a basic idea of what a wormhole is (spoiler: it\u2019s a death trap with loot).

Bring your own probes. We are not FedEx.



We\u2019re not the best. We\u2019re not the worst. But we are the ones who\u2019ll be laughing in comms while floating in a pod 4 jumps from home and blaming Steve for forgetting to scan the exit.

So if you\u2019re tired of Null politics, Highsec boredom, or solo wormhole madness \u2014 come lose ships together.



We are the Distracted Destroyers, We aim to conquer... eventually!



Public chat: The Distracted Pub
Discord: The Distracted Discord
Website: The Distracted Homepage'