DOTLAN EveMaps

"We fly through the seas,
We swim through the skies,
We're The Flying Lobsters,
And this is our G8 M8."
Sebastian Fortesque, The First Flying Lobster.

"Come through our gate and we'll give you the dirty pinch-pinch"
Janet Flanner, Paris correspondent of The New Yorker (1925-1975)

"If I said I would knock out Sonny Liston in 1 minute and 49 seconds of the first round, that would hurt the gate."
Timmy Mallett, keen cyclist

Schmaeel is my city

Customer Testimonials:

Vas Polosatiy > two gays are standing in a cloak on beavers and waiting for me to start a fight to shoot at me from their shitty ships and think that they are the smartest