DOTLAN EveMaps

This is the first branch of Trevor's Ideal society, set up by
"The Bookman" on behalf of Lord Trevor. We have at our
disposal a small fleet which is used for the purpose of
amassing wealth through various means to promote the ideal
society. We have chosen for our emblem the noble Duck, the
ideal citizen whom we shall all seek to emulate. Quack.

Go to the website and read. If you find what you see funny, then there's a pretty good chance that you'll have some fun with this corporation, whose purpose at the moment is simply to bring together like-minded people for some good fun. We are very noob friendly, and will gladly help walk you through regardless of your skill level.

Ten things to keep in mind about us, though:
1. We believe in advancement through work - we will provide new players with sufficient gear, but the good stuff is earned.
2. We are not pirates. We are Mercenaries, but, let's face it, who isn't in this game? We do not hunt defenseless players, and will take action against anyone in the corp who does so without sufficient provocation.
3. The command structure is... complicated. We're working on it.
4. The corp is run by a writer and a guy with borderline OCD regarding grammar, so, please, no smack talk or use of the pseudo-word "aint". It makes our brains hurt. It makes us accidentally start demoting people and raising the taxes by factors of ten.
5. No, none of us are the girl on the webpage. Sorry.
6. Yes, Trevor does speak German.
7. No, he doesn't speak it very well.
8. Well, I kinda-sorta-used to speak Spanish...
9. You're right, I suppose that doesn't count.
10: Actually, I suppose this could have been a five point list, couldn't it?

OBEY OR BE EDITED
OBEY OR BE P\/\/|\|30
OBEY OR BE JUDGED
OBEY OR BE CRUSHED
OBEY TREVOR.