"Hello my child,"
"Welcome to The Manslaves of Naava information page."
"Please sit down I have some questions for you."
"Have you ever felt like you don't belong?"
"Is your corp treating you like you have nothing to offer?"
"Do you like being beaten, flogged, handcuffed, bitten, probed, slapped, burned, spit on, or have any other sadomasochistic tendencies whatsoever?"
"Well then you have come to the right place!"
"We exist to proclaim the majesty of Mistress
Naava Edios Lover of dicks to all of New Eden."
"Oh yes we love to abuse those who don't believe"
"Please take a look around and if your interested please ingame or mail
Helios Fame.""Oh and please don't forget your complimentary ball gag and handcuffs!"