DOTLAN EveMaps

Here at The New Eden Brothel, we understand that Eve can be a pretty lonely game at times.

We offer companionship and ASMR stimuli.

For 100 million ISK (paid in advance):

One of our operatives will fly to your system* and engage in a private conversation. At your request we will perform fleet-like tasks such as:

Orbiting your ship
Oribiting your ship with our drones
Repping you
Warping with you between planets, gates, stations and citadels
Traveling with you (up to ten jumps from initial location of meetup)

*We will not form a fleet with you or join you in a mission situation, unless it is a distribution mission. We will not carry your cargo, nor loot cans or wrecks, or engage in any hostile activity with the sole exception of defending against hostile NPCs in asteroid belts.


HIRING US

1. Money is to be paid to the operative in advance, once the terms of your engagement have been mutually understood.

2. We are an honorable corp and we will endeavor to fulfil our arrangement. If we are unable to, due to time constraints or unexpected disconnects, we will refund any money you have given us for the encounter that failed to take place. Once an encounter has taken place for the full amount of time as arranged, no refunds will be given.

3. You may select any of our operatives for your encounter, but we will only travel up to ten jumps and will only fly our own doctrine ships. You may need to meet us at a system of our choosing if this is the case. Please do not PM any of our operatives as they may be busy with other clients and in any case will ignore. Simply send them, or the CEO, an EveMail and someone will respond to you as soon as possible.

4. Trade windows or contracts will be ignored. If you wish to tip an operative please simply transfer money to their wallet.

5. We will at no point engage in voice communications, or engage in any activity outside of the game client, including any social networking or communication software. We will never reveal our personal details under any circumstances.


JOINING US

If you would like to become an operative for us, please send an EveMail to Amarr Prostitute describing why you feel you would be a good operative. We are not looking for vulgarity here, we are primarily about comfort, companionship and offering ASMR stimulus. During our encounters we treat the client with civility and professionalism.

If you are accepted, you will offer your services for 100 million per 30 minutes of companionship, it's as simple as that. The 10% tax rate will take care of overheads, including the provision of ships, drones etc.

As an operative for The New Eden Brothel, you must maintain a dignified and respectful avatar picture, full body and biography. You must identify yourself as an operative of this corp in your biography and will not engage in hostile activity either by form of text, spam, scamming (of any kind), combat (other than against NPCs in your own time, unless defending yourself in an asteroid belt whilst with a client) or aggressive trading activities.

You will be expected to conduct your own business; there are no roles in this corporation, no ship hangers or 'direction'. We simply bring our services to those who require them. As such, most applications will be accepted, and no API keys are required. Similarly, breaching any of our rules on civility or boundaries (see points 4 and 5 above) will result in immediate dismissal from the corp.