DOTLAN EveMaps

The essential mineral, salt. Processing requests will be served in our timely manner, utlizing multiple methods of collection, possibly before walking in stations, maybe. Upon completion or abortion of the processing request by The Salt Works, it is likely to have resulted in horrific shame for everyone involved.

The source of the salt is still as yet unknown, but that does not suppress the speculation that the Royal family themselves farm the precious mineral from a vast private stock of imprisoned sacraficial capsuleers.

Submit any questions to the active CEO, Deputy Friday. Expect immediate response expectations poorly fullfilled.


Recruiting:

As a corporation, we promise to provide nothing, no services, no support, we might never really even log in, who knows. There are no reasons to join this corporaton. *Only female toons need apply, Big Daddy doesn't like there to be other men in the corporation.