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Founded by the infamous Mr. Gigglez, a robot renegade cop and scoundrel if there ever was one. Under his cunning leadership the company has established itself as a leading cleaner of carpeting in the known universe.

The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners have been known for prying prospective members other companies with false promises of fame and fortune. Some have claimed they conduct brainwashing to command the loyalty of their members, to this date these allegations have never been supported by any evidence.

Contrary to some libelous rumors The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners are not a 'crazy religious cult' and they most certainly do not use carpet cleaning as a means to get into people's apartments. The company's sole purpose is total domination of the carpet cleaning industry and at this stage failure seems unlikely

Should you be looking to join the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners, you should know that sodomy is a prerequisite.

"Most of the world is carpeted and one day we will do the cleaning" - Mr. Gigglez