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u'\u201cQuacking is for the weak.\u201d


Welcome to We Hate Ducks, the most misunderstood and underappreciated pirate company in all of New Eden. Founded by a group of disgruntled former Gallente Navy officers and their loyal pet cats, We Hate Ducks specializes in light-hearted piracy with a serious edge\u2014because, let\u2019s face it, ducks are the true scourge of the galaxy.

Our Mission:
To reclaim space from the tyranny of all things quack-related. We take our work seriously, but we\u2019re not above a good joke. Our aim? To leave our mark on the stars while waging a war against waddling waterfowl and their incessant quacking.

What We Do:
When we\u2019re not plotting elaborate heists or engaging in high-stakes dogfights, you can find us hosting \u201cDuck Roast\u201d nights, where we share tales of our finest raids while munching on fried chicken (preferably not duck). Our operations range from ambushing unsuspecting Gallente convoys to liberating valuable cargo from a planet with a suspiciously high number of duck ponds.

Our Fleet:
Equipped with the latest Guristas technology, our ships are outfitted with advanced ECM (Electromagnetic Countermeasures) systems to confuse and disorient our enemies, because nothing says \u201cfear us\u201d like a fleet of ships adorned with humorous duck decals. Our flagship, the Quackinator, is renowned for its speed, agility, and ability to vanish faster than a duck fleeing a pond.

Why Choose Us?

Expertise: Our crew consists of the best and brightest (and some really confused ducks) from the Guristas Pirates. We combine extensive knowledge of naval tactics with a keen sense of humor.
Professionalism: We may be pirates, but we value professionalism. Our crew abides by a strict no-quacking policy during missions.
Flexibility: Looking for unconventional strategies? We\u2019ve got you covered. Just don\u2019t expect us to do things by the book\u2014unless it\u2019s a book about how much we hate ducks.


Our Sponsors:

Against ALL Ducks
TEST Ducks Please Ignore
Panduckmic Legion
Duckenity.
Duckswarm Federation
Slow Duck at Play'