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Are you tired of your life in New Eden? Constantly grinding missions for standing getting you down? Does the price of Tritanium make you want to puke? Or perhaps your normal dose of PVP just isn't giving you the shakes anymore? Join the Yulai Organisation for Integrating Non-Corporate Capital, and start your new life today!

Here at YOINC we are committed to making you rich off the hard work of others. We value your intelligence, experience and lack of morality. By following our simple steps, we can help the aspiring young entrepreneur become the next The Judge.

Securing Capital Against Mismanagement:
How many times have you seen someone wasting their ISK? Buying stupid PVE ships that aren't even correctly fit? Anchoring structures they don't need or know how to manage? Through our patented S.C.A.M program you will learn how to secure that capital against mismanagement, by transferring it to your own pockets!

Surveying Assessing Loitering Taking
Patience is a virtue or so they say. It's also a key part in both the non-voluntary transferrance of wealth, and in Sodium Chloride harvesting. By employing our trademarked S.A.L.T process, you'll ensure your NaCl quota is always met. YOINC; the patience of a saint, without those pesky morals to match!

Aggressive Asset Relocation:
It's a fact of business that sometimes negotiations fail. At YOINC, we understand that sometimes a more... aggressive approach is needed. Claim 50% of your rivals stuff with our tried and test A.A.R system. Wealth redistribution via Anti-Matter!

Transferring Hard Earned Finances Totally:
New Eden is huge and unfortunately not everyone can be as smart as you. Leverage your intelligence and work ethic via our T.H.E.F.T course! Our YOINC instructors will show you exactly how to take advantage of those less gifted in the IQ department.

So what are you waiting for? Join YOINC today and lets get rich together!

Terms & Conditions apply. Course fees may be charged. By reading this you are agreeing to transfer all your ISK, assets, corpses souls and first born children to YOINC.