Greetings Capsuleer,
Welcome to Yusou Kyodai Inc. Eve's premium transport and transport security corp. In order to streamline the "What the F is up with this corp" mental process we've compiled a list of noobalicious questions with equally noobalicious answers for your convenience.
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We offer premium Low/Null sec Transport/Mining Security.
Contact
Dommon Kasshu for our list of rates and services.
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"Yusou Kyodai Inc. sounds Japanesesesese what does it mean?"
--An excellent observation capsuleer. It is indeed Japanese and means "Transport Brothers" now go be a smart ass.
"What does this Yusou Corp do?"
--Whatever the hell we want..... is the cheap response. We consist of players who enjoy PvP, Security, Transport, and general mayhem. Our main focus is currently on Transport Op Security.
"What can Yusou do for you?"
--What a beautifully greedy question, but seriously what are we all here for? We offer every Yusou Kyodai grunt and officer alike our full and undivided attention. We work with rookies to get their feet off the ground (ships/modules) in the art of Transport and Transport Security.
"What sort of asshats does Yusou recruit?"
--The kind who don't need to take themselves seriously. The kind who give a damn and don't get on our nerves. Simple right?
"I'm so excited, OMG how do I join?"
--Of course you are, because you are awesome and we fucking know it.
Contact one of our Recruiters.
Dommon Kasshu