DOTLAN EveMaps

Why waste your precious time learning intricate game mechanics or honing your skills when you can simply pay us to do the dirty work? Our team of highly indifferent professionals specializes in taking credit for your victories while you sit back and enjoy the view. We promise to take your hard-earned ISK and turn it into meaningless explosions and shattered dreams.

Our impressive track record includes countless failed contracts, botched operations, and a complete lack of integrity. We've mastered the art of deception and incompetence, and we're proud to deliver subpar services to our unsuspecting clients.

But wait, there's more! As part of our package deal, you'll receive broken promises, unreliable support, and a team of pilots who excel at blaming others for their mistakes. Our strategic approach involves throwing ships at the enemy until they eventually run out of ammunition or simply give up from sheer frustration.

Oh, did we mention that we have zero moral compass? We gladly engage in backstabbing, betrayal, and general treachery, all in the name of profit. Trust us, you won't find a more unscrupulous bunch of mercenaries anywhere else.


Disclaimer: Satisfaction is not guaranteed, and your results may vary. Our mercenaries reserve the right to switch sides, abandon contracts, or simply vanish when the going gets tough. Please consult your ISK manager before engaging in any financial commitment.