DOTLAN EveMaps

Our corporation accepts only the elitest of the elite; do not bother applying if you:
Have not been playing EVE for a total of less than, equal to, or above 27.331 seconds
Have a net worth of less than 1 isk
Or, most importantly,
If your character has less than 5000 skillpoints.

Assuming all above criteria are false, you qualify for immediate entry into our ELITE RANKS.
Complete your life today.

EDIT: I lied none of you can join probably sorry about that

For diplomatic discussions contact Senor Arakox via mail with the subject "I love men". All other communications regarding such issues may be ignored, exceptions possible, your milage may vary