| We operate on a NBSI policy, with a NBS standard. | | We operate on a NBSI policy, with a NBS standard. |
| This means if you aren't blue we shoot you and we won't take your bullshit about it | | This means if you aren't blue we shoot you and we won't take your bullshit about it |
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| Rules to live by in Eve: | | Rules to live by in Eve: |
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| 1. If it moves, shoot it. | | 1. If it moves, shoot it. |
| 2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret then shoot it. | | 2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret then shoot it. |
| 3. When in doubt - Shoot It!!! | | 3. When in doubt - Shoot It!!! |
| 4. Overheating works. | | 4. Overheating works. |
| 5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should. | | 5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should. |
| 6. If all is going well it's an ambush. | | 6. If all is going well it's an ambush. |
| 7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later. | | 7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later. |
| 8. If it starts moving, jam it, shoot it and call for backup. | | 8. If it starts moving, jam it, shoot it and call for backup. |
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| + | Our missiles, who art in launchers |
| + | Hallowed be thy payload |
| + | Thy warhead come |
| + | Our enemies be done |
| + | In low sec |
| + | As it is in Empire |
| + | Give us this day |
| + | Our daily gank |
| + | And forgive us our Warp Jammers |
| + | As we won't forgive those who use them against us |
| + | And lead us not into bubbles, |
| + | But deliver us from scramblers |
| + | For thine is the thermal, |
| + | The explosive, |
| + | And the kinetic, EM |