| We don't gank, we just apply force in a disproportionate manner during an uneven tactical combat situation to maximize revenue and increase shareholder value. | | We don't gank, we just apply force in a disproportionate manner during an uneven tactical combat situation to maximize revenue and increase shareholder value. |
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| Rules to live by: | | Rules to live by: |
- | - Honor even amongst thieves
| + | - Honor amongst thieves.
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- | - Always honor ransoms
| + | - Always honor ransoms.
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- | - You are nothing without integrity
| + | - You are nothing without integrity.
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- | - Don't pick on the noobs
| + | - Don't pick on the noobs.
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- | - Offer sympathy after podding (give hanky)
| + | - Offer sympathy after podding (give hanky).
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| CEO: Lord Valik | | CEO: Lord Valik |
| Directors: Tycho Rafzakael, Marklar o'Marklar, Moon Willow. | | Directors: Tycho Rafzakael, Marklar o'Marklar, Moon Willow. |
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| NOOB RELATIONS: | | NOOB RELATIONS: |
| Dalliancer > was just currious if i could get my ore back? | | Dalliancer > was just currious if i could get my ore back? |
| FargingIcehole > sure. go ahead. I was just checking somethign | | FargingIcehole > sure. go ahead. I was just checking somethign |
| FargingIcehole > sorry man | | FargingIcehole > sorry man |
| Dalliancer > your not going to kill me? | | Dalliancer > your not going to kill me? |
| Dalliancer > or your friends.... | | Dalliancer > or your friends.... |
| FargingIcehole > I'm already docked. Getting ready to log off | | FargingIcehole > I'm already docked. Getting ready to log off |
| Dalliancer > you sure becuase i have been killed 3 times today... and i dont want it to happen again | | Dalliancer > you sure becuase i have been killed 3 times today... and i dont want it to happen again |
| Dalliancer > so im asking nicely | | Dalliancer > so im asking nicely |
| FargingIcehole > lol. yes I'm sure | | FargingIcehole > lol. yes I'm sure |
| Dalliancer > thank you | | Dalliancer > thank you |
| Dalliancer > first nice person in a long time.... | | Dalliancer > first nice person in a long time.... |
| Dalliancer > its lonly out here for us miner women | | Dalliancer > its lonly out here for us miner women |
| Dalliancer > srsly | | Dalliancer > srsly |
| Dalliancer > please dont..... | | Dalliancer > please dont..... |
| FargingIcehole > Seriously. Learn from this | | FargingIcehole > Seriously. Learn from this |
| FargingIcehole > Don't can mine | | FargingIcehole > Don't can mine |
| FargingIcehole > and if you do. Don't ever trust anyone in this game | | FargingIcehole > and if you do. Don't ever trust anyone in this game |
| FargingIcehole > 3 times in one day says you are doing something wrong | | FargingIcehole > 3 times in one day says you are doing something wrong |
| FargingIcehole > can mining = fail | | FargingIcehole > can mining = fail |
| FargingIcehole > I'm a pirate. It's what I do. I'm one of many | | FargingIcehole > I'm a pirate. It's what I do. I'm one of many |
| FargingIcehole > Join a corp that will train you. | | FargingIcehole > Join a corp that will train you. |
| Dalliancer > so you blow my ship up then help me? | | Dalliancer > so you blow my ship up then help me? |
| + | FargingIcehole > and teach you what to do and not to do. |
| Dalliancer > thanks...... | | Dalliancer > thanks...... |
| FargingIcehole > I know. It's perverse | | FargingIcehole > I know. It's perverse |
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- | RANSOMING INTEGRITY:
| + | RANSOM INTEGRITY:
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- | Lord Valik > Pay $15 mill isk now and I won’t pop your hulk
| + | Lord Valik > Pay $15 mill isk and I won’t pop you hulk
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| (He paid almost instantly) | | (He paid almost instantly) |
- | RODSTROKKA > Done | |
| + | Dariamon > Done |
- | Lord Valik > My m8 Tycho will pop you instead.
| + | Lord Valik > My m8 will pop you instead.
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| Lord Valik > Thanks for using RIDD ship demolition services. Have a nice day | | Lord Valik > Thanks for using RIDD ship demolition services. Have a nice day |
- | RODSTROKKA > Oh that’s just great
| + | Dariamon > Oh that’s just great
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